Cock Wars 2010 Battle Bracket
Cock Wars 2010: The Dong Strikes Back has begun on the Shufflingdead forums! That means it’s about time we posted the official battle bracket. Hit the jump to check out all the thrilling dick-waving that’s about to commence. Check out the FAQ for more info.
Also be sure to check out all of the contestant descriptions submitted by our readers: Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta.
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| Preliminaries | Championships | Finals |
| Alpha Quadrant | ||
| Round 1 | Saul Tigh | |
| Saul Tigh | ||
| Jake Sully’s Avatar | ||
| Thrall | ||
| Set | ||
| Round 2 | Dr. Horrible | |
| Johnny Rico | ||
| Dr. Horrible | ||
| The Imperium | ||
| Fog | ||
| Round 3 | Beetlejuice | |
| Ayumu “Osaka” Kasuga | ||
| Bono | ||
| Edward Cullen | ||
| Beetlejuice | ||
| Round 4 | Jonathan “Jack” O’Neill | |
| Captain Sisko | ||
| Tiger Woods | ||
| Jonathan “Jack” O’Neill | ||
| Shigeru Miyamoto | ||
| Beta Quadrant | ||
| Round 5 | Megatron | |
| William Adama | ||
| Bobby Kotick | ||
| Megatron | ||
| Lady Sylvanas | ||
| Round 6 | Terror | |
| John Shepard | ||
| Zerg | ||
| Vash | ||
| Terror | ||
| Round 7 | Daniel Jackson | |
| Worf | ||
| Kevin Smith | ||
| Pie | ||
| Daniel Jackson | ||
| Round 8 | Jack Skellington | |
| Loki | ||
| Lady Gaga | ||
| Angel | ||
| Jack Skellington | ||
| Gamma Quadrant | ||
| Round 9 | Sulu | |
| Sulu | ||
| Cake | ||
| Hymn to Tourach | ||
| David Bowie | ||
| Round 10 | Rodney McKay | |
| Rodney McKay | ||
| Alucard | ||
| Lucius Malfoy | ||
| Fox McCloud | ||
| Round 11 | Most Interesting Man in the World | |
| Most Interesting Man in the World | ||
| Yiffy Overlord of Furry porn | ||
| Captain Hammer | ||
| Quetzalcoatl | ||
| Round 12 | Tyranids | |
| Chief Galen Tyrol | ||
| Marcus Fenix | ||
| Cairne Bloodhoof | ||
| Tyranids | ||
| Delta Quadrant | ||
| Round 13 | Jason Bourne | |
| Jason Bourne | ||
| Kirby | ||
| Bellatrix Lestrange | ||
| Slippy | ||
| Round 14 | Terrans | |
| Dr. Gaius Baltar | ||
| Alan Garner | ||
| Kakashi | ||
| Terrans | ||
| Round 15 | V | |
| Scotty | ||
| V | ||
| Zeus | ||
| Chad Kroeger | ||
| Round 16 | Teal’c | |
| Andre the Giant | ||
| Teal’c | ||
| Optimus Prime | ||
| Counterspell | ||
[...] Cock Wars 2010 Contestants – Alpha Quadrant Cock Wars Cock Wars April 5th, 2010 by Newbs – 1 comment Welcome to the Cock Wars 2010 Alpha Quadrant contestant descriptions. The polls for this mighty competition of poll are now open, and your input can be input right here. For more on this important piece of pop culture cluster-fuckery, see the FAQ, and check out the battle bracket. [...]
[...] Cock Wars 2010 Contestants – Beta Quadrant Cock Wars Cock Wars April 12th, 2010 by Newbs – No comments Welcome to the Cock Wars 2010 Beta Quadrant contestant descriptions. The polls for this mighty competition of poll are now open, and your input can be input right here. For more on this important piece of pop culture cluster-fuckery, see the FAQ, and check out the battle bracket. [...]
[...] Cock Wars 2010 Contestants – Gamma Quadrant Cock Wars Cock Wars April 19th, 2010 by Newbs – No comments Welcome to the Cock Wars 2010 Gamma Quadrant contestant descriptions. The polls for this mighty competition of poll are now open, and your input can be input right here. For more on this important piece of pop culture cluster-fuckery, see the FAQ, and check out the battle bracket. [...]
[...] Cock Wars 2010 Contestants – Delta Quadrant Cock Wars Cock Wars April 26th, 2010 by Newbs – No comments Welcome to the Cock Wars 2010 Delta Quadrant contestant descriptions. The polls for this mighty competition of poll are now open, and your input can be input right here. For more on this important piece of pop culture cluster-fuckery, see the FAQ, and check out the battle bracket. [...]
[...] The polls for this mighty competition of poll are now open, and your input can be input right here. For more on this important piece of pop culture cluster-fuckery, see the FAQ, and check out the battle bracket. [...]