Cock Wars 2008 Summation

As with all things in life, so too must the third year of Cock Wars come to an end. Unbelievable though it may be, victor of Cock Wars 2008: Revenge of the Wang is Korben Dallas, cab driver.

This year began far later than was planned, as I initially felt pretty uninspired about doing it. I was eventually harassed into starting things up though, and I’m glad I was, as this year turned out to be pretty fun. Plenty of people voted, and there was no cheating. If only Yoda could have won.

In something less than a year Cock Wars 2009: A New Penis will begin!