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Pro-Con List of the Week: Sony’s “Should We Change the Ico Box Art for the US?”

This week’s pro-con list is Sony’s “Should We Change the Ico Box Art for the US?” Pro-Con List, which I imagine a committee of chimps worked through while coming up with a marketing plan for the game.

Pros:

  • Our research shows people really love characters wearing bull horns, we need to show that feature off.
  • People might not recognize that this is a quote-unquote video game unless we show a blatantly rendered character on the box.
  • The target market associates artsy with gay, they also associate gay with bad. Let’s make it as ugly as possible.

Cons:

  • We’ll lose all respect from anyone with a sense for good art.

Pro-Con List of the Week: Samus Aran’s “Should I take this Portal to Dark Aether?”

This week’s pro-con list is Samus Aran’s “Should I take this Portal to Dark Aether?” Pro-Con List, which I imagine she worked through during the events of Metroid Prime 2.

Pros

  • It’s where the hint system is telling me to go.
  • I might get the Screw Attack.
  • It will help out poor old U-Mos.
  • If I find all of the items there, I’ll be much more likely to take my clothes off for some reason.
  • I love me some blurry purple shit.

Cons

  • The dark muddiness of Dark Aether will inevitably cause me to become completely lost.
  • I’ll probably end up walking into a corner for several seconds without noticing it because the walls look no different than the open hallways.

Pro-Con List of the Week: Blah?

September 15, 2006 Pro-Con List No Comments

Blah?

Pros

  • blah, blah blah blah blah, blah
  • blah blah
  • blah blah blah blah blah
  • blah

Cons

  • blah!
  • blah blah blah blah blah
  • blah blah blah
  • blah?

Pro-Con List of the Week: Should I Catch Up on the TotW?

September 9, 2006 Pro-Con List No Comments

Should I catch up on the TotW?

Pros

  • I won’t feel guilty afterwards
  • what else am I supposed to do tonight?
  • good chance my readership will commit mass suicide if I don’t, having become fully dependant on my updates

Cons

  • I pretty much feel like curling up into a ball and dying because that’s what taking a nap at 7:30pm does to you
  • well, I guess I could be learning Latin instead

Pro-Con List of the Week: Should I Try to Find Everything in Ocarina of Time?

August 31, 2006 Pro-Con List No Comments

Should I try to find everything in Ocarina of Time?

Pros

  • I’ve never done it before
  • my honour as a Zelda fanatic is tarnished without this accomplishment
  • just think how easy it’ll be to defeat Ganon with all those hearts

Cons

  • there are 100 gold Skulltulas, 100!
  • my honour as a human being would be tarnished with this accomplishment
  • seriously, I’m pretty sure there’s more to life
  • there… is more to life than this, right?
  • I’ll never be able to beat that runner, and it will likely eat away at me even more, so much so that I will wither and die

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