John Michael “Ozzy” “Prince of Darkness” Osbourne
Ozzy is the lead singer of Black Sabbath and commands a successful solo career. He is the father of seven children, two of whom have become famous in their own right. His daughter Kelly is chubby and kind of attractive. Ozzy has over 15 tattoos, including “O-Z-Z-Y” spelled across the knuckles of his left hand, which he got as a teenager, and were done by sewing needle and pencil lead. Ozzy has bitten off the heads of a live dove and a dead bat, and can out-drug-take all comers.
The Punisher – Description by Psycho Limey
They say the Punisher doesn’t have recurring villains. There is one however, the entire reason his character exists isn’t crime, it isn’t the mafia that gunned down his family. It’s not Satan or some faceless evil entity. It’s the legal system. The entire rotten to the core system that allows evil to occur every day and for evil people to get away with their actions in the name of keeping the system fair. After the system let him down, he stepped up and started dishing out punishment in a far more efficient manner. Criminals are simply put down. He unflinchingly kills people. Anyone who deserves to die as he sees it, dies. He wipes out the organized crime in his city and takes on all comers.
Frank Castle, the Punisher is the catharsis that every victim wants. He treats the worst kind of people like they deserve, making sure that every punishment he hands out sends a clear message to the rest of the world’s evil, never afraid to use all kinds of violence to drive the point home.
The Punisher is always careful to avoid collateral damage and he despises amateur vigilantes who usually have some personal agenda or racist motives. However, everything he does, has made little difference. His real enemy, society and the system it supports is still there. We still create our own monsters and allow injustices. We’ll complain for a day, or even for a few months if it’s a real atrocity but we don’t stop it, we barely even try.
So maybe you don’t like the fact the Punisher kills people, I’m sure there’s a well constructed argument for how his actions will never solve anything. Except you don’t need to tell him that. He already knows, but until he’s dead, he is never going to stop making sure that everyone he can find gets their just reward, and that he saves every person he can from finding out how it feels to be the Punisher.
Battle Cry: The solid click of a loaded magazine sliding home into his .45
Special Move: You might throw up if I described what he’s done to some people, but would you throw up if I described what they did to earn the Punishers wrath?
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