And so concludes the second official year of Cock Wars. The ethereal champion of Cock Wars 2007: Attack of the Dicks is Gandalf, unkillable wizard and pipe smoker.
This year featured far less controversy than last year, and I don’t even hate anyone or want to stop doing Cock Wars. Gandalf was crowned fairly, and he is the undeniable victor. Both his cock and his beard reign supreme.
I hope that next year will be as fun and relaxing as this year has been. In approximately 300 days Cock Wars 2008: Revenge of the Wang will begin.