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Cock Wars 2008 Contestants – Delta Quadrant

April 12, 2008 Cock Wars No Comments

Round #13

Yoshi
Dr. Phlox
Albert Wesker
Ultros

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Cock Wars 2008 Contestants – Gamma Quadrant

April 5, 2008 Cock Wars 1 Comment

Round #9

Legolas
Ivan Drago
Jabba the Hutt
Karl Marx

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Cock Wars 2008 Contestants – Beta Quadrant

March 28, 2008 Cock Wars No Comments

Round #5

The Doctor
Bowser
Celes Chere
Leon S. Kennedy

Round #6

The Autobots
Jayne Cobb
Scar
Leeloo

Round #7

Morgan Freeman
Neville Longbottom
China
Hans Moleman

Round #8

Darth Vader
Egon Spangler
Aragorn
He-man

Cock Wars 2008 Contestants – Alpha Quadrant

March 14, 2008 Cock Wars No Comments

Round #1

Toad
Bilbo Baggins
Nemesis
Yoda

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Cock Wars 2008: Revenge of the Wang FAQ

March 14, 2008 Cock Wars No Comments

What is Cock Wars?
Cock Wars is the ultimate battle for supremacy in the universe.

How does it work?
I post polls on the forums, you vote for who you think is the most awesome in each, the winner moves on to the next round. Polls will run for a full week, and, until the final, four will be posted at a time. The first four polls will open Monday, March 24, those polls will be closed the following Monday, when four new polls will open.

Who is eligible for Cock Wars 2008?
Basically any real person or fictional character ever is a viable contestant. Historical figures, real or fake company mascots, movie characters, comic book characters, book characters, tv show hosts, video game characters, etc. Anybody you can think of! No repeats from Cock Wars 2006 or 2007 are allowed.

The full bracket will be viewable here.

How many contestants will there be?
64 contestants, with four entrants per poll.

How long will it last?
Less than two months!

Can I spam the poll or otherwise cheat?
Fuck no. The polls are being conducted on the forums this year, which means only registered members can vote, and only once. I personally accept and decline all new registrants to the forums, so I’ll know if you’re trying to register extra accounts just to cheat.

When does it start?
Monday, March 24, 2008.

Will I hate you, this website, and humanity when this is all over?
Without a doubt.

Anything else?
I will post the polls in the Cock Wars 2008 forum, the threads will be linked to from the front page, but you must register a forums account to vote. Since the polls are also forums threads, you can post promotional items, and bitch merrily as the polls run.

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