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Blown Wars: Single Day Run-Off Final Vote: Old Spice Guy v. Korben Dallas

June 1, 2011 Cock Wars 1 Comment

Whose dong reigns supreme?

  • Korben Dallas (57%, 13 Votes)
  • Old Spice Guy (43%, 10 Votes)

Total Voters: 23

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Image: Old Spice.

Image: Gaumont Film Company.


Folks, this is seemingly the war that will never end. Spock, Old Spice Guy, Korben Dallas, and Yoda have fought mightily for a week now, and at the end of things, two have ended up in a tie.

That leaves us with a single-day, no-holds-barred, winner-takes-all death-match between the likes of Old Spice Guy and Korben Dallas.

Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn!

Blown Wars: Final Battle: Spock v. Old Spice Guy v. Korben Dallas v. Yoda

May 25, 2011 Cock Wars No Comments

Whose dong reigns supreme?

  • Old Spice Guy (32%, 10 Votes)
  • Korben Dallas (32%, 10 Votes)
  • Spock (19%, 6 Votes)
  • Yoda (16%, 5 Votes)

Total Voters: 31

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Image: CBS Paramount.

Image: Old Spice.


Image: Gaumont Film Company.

Image: Lucasfilm.


Blown Wars: Round #4: Ash v. Gandalf v. Yoda v. Abraham Lincoln

May 18, 2011 Cock Wars 1 Comment

Whose dong reigns supreme?

  • Yoda (38%, 8 Votes)
  • Abraham Lincoln (24%, 5 Votes)
  • Ash (19%, 4 Votes)
  • Gandalf (19%, 4 Votes)

Total Voters: 21

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Image: New Line Cinema.

Image: New Line Cinema.


Image: Lucasfilm.

Image: Public domain.


Blown Wars: Round #3: Korben Dallas v. The Grimace v. Ares v. William T. Riker

May 18, 2011 Cock Wars No Comments

Whose dong reigns supreme?

  • Korben Dallas (43%, 10 Votes)
  • William T. Riker (26%, 6 Votes)
  • The Grimace (17%, 4 Votes)
  • Ares (13%, 3 Votes)

Total Voters: 23

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Image: Gaumont Film Company.

Image: McDonald's.


Image: Public domain.

Image: CBS Paramount.


Blown Wars: Round #2: Data v. Old Spice Guy v. Rodney McKay v. Richard Nixon

May 18, 2011 Cock Wars No Comments

Whose dong reigns supreme?

  • Old Spice Guy (45%, 9 Votes)
  • Rodney McKay (30%, 6 Votes)
  • Data (15%, 3 Votes)
  • Richard Nixon (10%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 20

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Image: CBS Paramount.

Image: Old Spice.


Image: MGM.

Image: Public domain.


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