Hey! Is your life boring? Are you shy and quiet? Do your friends bully and make fun of you relentlessly because you never stand up for yourself? Then what you need is a persona! Invent a bunch of quirky attributes for yourself, that way people will listen to you and, if your lucky, stop hitting you. If you don’t have anything to say, make fun of yourself for being a pervert. That’s right, if your life is so boring you never have anything interesting to say, insult yourself! I know what you’re saying, “but what if I end up looking like some kinda creepy deranged pervert?” well, that’s even better. After all, isn’t everybody an attention whore deep down inside, looking for people to laugh at all your dumb jokes? Well, I’ve compiled a very special checklist of all the things you’ll need to stop being beet up, to become less shy and introverted and to have a lot of fun while you’re doing it.
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