There are very few things which I am actually qualified to do. I don’t have the training or skills to drive a car, operate on people, tie the ends of balloons and pretty much everything else that people do. I have, however, spent uncountable hours sitting in front of my computer studying every aspect of the video game console industry. As sad as this sounds to even myself, I spend at least an hour a day reading, thinking about and discussing video games. That doesn’t even count the occasional day I’ll spend doing basically nothing but. Even sadder than that, I spend far less time actually playing games. This obsession I have with all things gaming visually qualifies me as an industry expert. In an article of four parts I will be discussing every aspect of this industry which enchants me so. Before I begin, I should mention that I don’t know a damn thing about computer gaming, and will not be, at any point, discussing it whatsoever. Without further ado, I present to you: The Industry of Hell.