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Summer ‘09 To-Do List: Week 7

July 1, 2009 Newbs No Comments

I’m now on week seven of my Summer ‘09 To-Do List. Here’s the weekly update.

Currently Pursuing:
7. wake up so early that I can run with impunity
11. get in good enough shape to fuck with impunity
14. make more money than God and then become God
35. run a weekly blog update about this list
37. don’t be lazy
38. don’t be gross
64. expand the Shufflingdead empire
77. have Shufflingdead updated three times a week


The new item I’m pursuing this week is #14, make more money than God and then become God. I need to start making money, I’ve been broke long enough. Of course, I’ll have to do this while minding goal #36, don’t succumb to The Man.

I still don’t have a clear idea of how to go about accomplishing this particular goal. After all, even if I manage to get a job that doesn’t involve succumbing, any job with an employer likely doesn’t pay well enough to make more money than God. Questions such as “who is God?” and “how much money does he have?” also present themselves.

Goals Completed this week:
33. keep my pubes shaven
82. earn 800 Club Nintendo Coins and get something awesome with them

I think I’ve managed to maintain my pubes long enough to cross-out #33, no one should be subjected to reading about my status with regards to that particular goal every single week. I managed to get exactly 800 club Nintendo points just before the deadline and decided to go with the Hanafuda cards, I’m anticipating displaying them on my nerd shelf.

9% done!

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