Summer ’09 To-Do List: Week 1

One week has passed since I posted my Summer ‘09 To-Do List. Time to check in on my progress.

Currently Pursuing:
7. wake up so early that I can run with impunity
11. get in good enough shape to fuck with impunity
33. keep my pubes shaven
35. run a weekly blog update about this list
64. expand the Shufflingdead empire

Do you know what a skinny-fat person is? Allow me to use Urban Dictionary to explain: “A dude who has a gut and little girl arms. It is an implied insult that he does not benefit from fat guy arms, by which fat guys at least get to be tough looking.” This is a not inaccurate way of describing my physical appearance. I am a skinny fat person, and that’s not at all conducive to fucking with impunity.

So far #11, and its sister goal #7, are progressing, although slowly. I practiced my b-balling skills on the asphalt court of the mean streets on Saturday, and it made my shoulders hurt and filled my socks with sweat, so that must count as exercise. I’ve also slowly shifted my wake-up time from 2pm at the start of May to a more reasonable 10am, although it’s still nowhere near the 5-6am that I’m imagining I will need to jog without having to fear hecklers.

#64 is also coming along. I started up a Twitter page for the site, so that’s something.

Goals Completed this week:
63. delete fake users from Shufflingdead forums
65. jerk off tonight

2% done already! Obviously, those were just as challenging as learning French or conquering death will be.