Team Bones: Team Picard
Dear Star Trek Advisor,
I am worried about Valentine’s Day coming up. I’m not sure what my girlfriend wants. Any ideas?
-Nervous About V-Day
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This Week’s Advisor: Commander Spock
Nervous About V-Day, your conundrum is illogical. If you do not know what your mate wants, simply ask.
I understand that letting your mate know you are not omniscient can be… unpleasant. However, in that case, it may be necessary to remind your mate that you are not Vulcan, Betazoid or Ullian, and therefore do not have access to her mind. Depending on the woman, this has up to an approximately seventy-four point three six two percent success rate.
I have observed many Human courting rituals, some of which produce more positive results than others. Women, despite protests to the contrary, are often very fond of material gifts, fine food and drink, samples of vegetation, and gestures of chivalry. Some Human creativity may be required. As for what your particular female desires, I would highly recommend merely asking her.
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