Everyday
Everyday, awaken
Shower, taken
Breakfast, bacon
Attire, wrinkled
Bus pass, crinkled
Donut, sprinkled
Train, missed
Feeling, triste
Coworkers, pissed
Everyday, awaken
Shower, taken
Breakfast, bacon
Attire, wrinkled
Bus pass, crinkled
Donut, sprinkled
Train, missed
Feeling, triste
Coworkers, pissed
Competition Number QX-63957-XR
Location: The Office
Job Classification: Office Sidekick. Permanent Full-Time
Openings: 1
Open Until Vacancy is Filled.
Salary Range: To Be Negotiated
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So it appears that Reading Week is drawing to a close and I have accomplished nothing about which I can be proud. My apologies. ‘Tis a sad day for all. I shall have an article…*soon…
Jobs suck. Work sucks. Life sucks. But most importantly, having no money sucks. And a sucky attitude that leads to no one hiring you will most definitely suck. So I have compiled for thee a list of the jobs that one could get even if one is repeatedly rejected by potential employers. Get out of the unemployment line and into the green with these awesome jobs:
Ah those old people. Always thinking they know more than us. Just because they’ve lived a hundred years and supposedly fought in fifty wars and walked ten million miles uphill in their elderly relatives’ pajamas, they seem to think they have some sort of life experience or wisdom that can only be gained through many years of life.
At “long” last, the trailer for Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody is finally here! Check out your favourite TNG characters “engaging” in adventures of both the science-fiction and sexual varieties. The plot fits in with the actual …
The third movie of the Harry Potter series, Prisoner of Azkaban, has received the award Movie of the Decade at the First Light Awards. The First Light Awards are held annually and are largely to celebrate short films made by …
I’ve been playing Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood in preparation for Revelations, and I had a rather interesting thought during my playthrough. There are only about three people in the entire world of the game that appear even the least bit overweight. …
Everyday, awaken Shower, taken Breakfast, bacon Attire, wrinkled Bus pass, crinkled Donut, sprinkled Train, missed Feeling, triste Coworkers, pissed
Welcome, one and all, to ShufflingDead’s Magic Card of the Week! This week’s card is Burning Vengeance. Burning Vengeance is a red enchantment from the Innistrad set that really plays into the Flashback or Unearth abilities. With Burning Vengeance in …
We’re back again with another Magic Card of the Week! This week’s selection is Rooftop Storm. Six mana puts this enchantment into play for you, but after that the doors are pretty much wide open. Unleash the hordes of zombies …
Coming to you straight from the not-biased-at-all opinions of ShufflingDead.com is another Magic Card of the Week! This week’s MCotW is Essence of the Wild from the Innistrad set. So you’re heavily engaged in a duel with another player, trading …
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