Everyday

Everyday, awaken

Shower, taken

Breakfast, bacon

 

Attire, wrinkled

Bus pass, crinkled

Donut, sprinkled

 

Train, missed

Feeling, triste

Coworkers, pissed

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Office Sidekick Needed

Competition Number QX-63957-XR

Location: The Office

Job Classification: Office Sidekick. Permanent Full-Time

Openings: 1

Open Until Vacancy is Filled.

Salary Range: To Be Negotiated
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Unproductive

So it appears that Reading Week is drawing to a close and I have accomplished nothing about which I can be proud. My apologies. ‘Tis a sad day for all. I shall have an article…*soon…

The Glorious Job Market

Jobs suck. Work sucks. Life sucks. But most importantly, having no money sucks. And a sucky attitude that leads to no one hiring you will most definitely suck. So I have compiled for thee a list of the jobs that one could get even if one is repeatedly rejected by potential employers. Get out of the unemployment line and into the green with these awesome jobs:

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To Hell in a Hand Basket

Ah those old people. Always thinking they know more than us. Just because they’ve lived a hundred years and supposedly fought in fifty wars and walked ten million miles uphill in their elderly relatives’ pajamas, they seem to think they have some sort of life experience or wisdom that can only be gained through many years of life.

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