E3 2012 is go, and Splodinator.com is your obsessive source for news coming from the show.
Microsoft and Sony’s conferences have already run, and we’ve
Nintendo’s conference is less than two hours away, and we will be live blogging the event right on Splodinator as well.
That’s not to say the company has generated plenty of news already. Check out Everything we know about New Super Mario Bros. Wii U, and the other details of Sunday’s Nintendo Direct.
On this month’s episode of ShufflingDeadCast, we premier our new podcast, Radio Splode!
Plot: Riker, Data, and Yar head down to a soundstage in the process of investigating the mysterious disappearance of a starship. Riker soon finds the captain, or supposed captain, of this vessel, whose name I think is Pockmarked Ugly Face. Ugly Face turns out to be a projection created by a weapons system which was once being sold by the inhabitants of the soundstage. Picard and Crusher join the away team only to be trapped in a cave together, where their characters are conveniently given something to do.
Character Development: In this episode, the three highest ranking officers of the Enterprise beam down to planet Minos and are subsequently stranded, leaving Geordi La Forge in charge. Geordi is given an opportunity to be confident and prove the worth of his ongoing existence.
Also, Picard and Dr. Crusher are shoved into a cave together to chat it up, thus teasing the audience with the potential for romance that will fail to materialize.
Forehead of the Week: This honour has to go to the great Minosians, who invented an automated weapon system so powerful it destroyed them as its sales pitch. I think all the Darwin Awards were given to them after that, forever.
Memorable Quote: “At your service, captain.” – Data, upon leaping nearly 12 meters and landing his hulking mechanical body dangerously close to an already wounded Dr. Crusher