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Cosplay Idol: So You Think You Can Cosplay

September 10, 2010 Society 2 Comments

Welcome to the third season of Shufflingdead.com’s Cosplay Idol. You can check out seasons one and two here and here.

sulci: There is this terrible stereotype that the only Caucasian cosplayers are fat and hairy, and that only Asian cosplayers are hot. What do you think of this stereotype, Newbs? True or False?

Newbs: I have seen bang-able ladies of all races in cosplay. I’ve also borne witness to quite a number notties: white, Asian, blue, and purple.

sulci: Well I would like our readers to come to their own conclusion on this episode of Cosplay Idol. Exhibit 1: nipple girl here, Cammy from Street Fighter. All signs point to hot, however the status of her nipples is quite unknown. Are they falsies? continually hard? Is it part of her suit? Was she just chilly for the shot? Does it add to her hotness? Personally I have no idea, and am just very confused. You?

Newbs: Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Boots.



sulci: I see, very profound. Let’s take another look at a Street Fighter cosplay. Zangief, bearer of the treasure trail from hell. only it’s upside down. Again, very confusing to the overall hotness of the person. What is that stuck in his belt? Nametag? Cosplay tag? Are his nipples hard?

Newbs: Well actually, sulci. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Nipples. Beard.


sulci: Thanks again Newbs, for your important contributions to this conversation. Let’s leave Street Fighter for a moment to reflect upon this cosplayer. It seems to be a very hot Pikachu girl. Although it’s hard to tell without the Pika-tail. :(

Newbs: If given the opportunity, I would Poké-pummel this Pikachu until my Pokéballs erupted with Gengar. Check out how low down that skirt actually starts. I can almost guarantee there is ass crack on the other side of this shot. We are one inch from vag. And that belt. And that bra. And those ears. Arrgagagfj.

sulci: Yes well, no confusing nipples here, but there are some confusing moles. Overall not enough to take away from the Caucasian hotness. Let’s move on.


sulci: So I hear you are a big fan of the legend of Zelda. How likely would you be to bang Zelda here?

Newbs: Despite the previous image, I have lost the ability to get an erection, and indeed, the will to live. Surely, heavy-metal Link, and heavy-ass Zelda represent the worst whitey has to offer. I can not imagine a worse offense to the game franchise I value so dearly than these repugnant excuses for cosplayers.

sulci: I’m sure the year before she went as Princess Peach or Sailor Moon. Ruining one franchise every year and spoiling the image of any hot cosplayer ever existing.


Newbs: sulci, I am proud to introduce our next contender in Cosplay Idol. It’s this incredible fan video from Otakon featuring the music of Katy Perry. In this piece, we see American cosplayers in varying shades of hotness show off to sometimes stunning degrees. The break dancer proves to me that, yes, nerds can be physically fit. I’m a changed man because of this video, and for the better.

sulci: I think this video can definitely disprove the idea that Caucasian cosplayers are only hot because of Photoshop. Here we see them in flesh and blood and moving about and sometimes blinking while posing all cool. A particular highlight for me was the end, where this super hot girl from some unknown anime is seen with three Adams jumping around in sync. Plus, that is the hottest Asuka I have EVER seen. And trust me, I’ve seen a lot of Asukas.

sulci: Well we’ll wrap up this controversy with a little bit of cuteness, this angry little Stormtrooper. How cute!! Probably takes direction better than baby Vaders. What do you think, Newbs?

Newbs: “Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper?” I can’t tell what race this kid is due to the costume, all I see is an awesome Stormtrooper. In the end, isn’t that all that matters?

Newbs: Bonus: there is a cowboy in the background of this shot.

Currently there are "2 comments" on this Article:

  1. MerrGe says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG, that last bit of the video was freakin hilarious!

  2. PreferNotToSay says:

    Love’d it! ; ‘) That’s all you need to say.

    P.S. The ‘super hot girl from some unknown anime’ would be Kallen Stadtfeld from Code Geass. Just to let you know.

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