June 10, 2006
Dear Human Female:
I am a University student, webmaster, and all-around excellent young gentleman currently seeking the companionship of a human female. I am willing to be a one-time intimate encounter, a participant in some casual dating, or even a serious boyfriend, plus anything in-between that you can think of.
I look to bring my passion, emotional stability, reliability, and interesting personality to a relationship with you.
Enclosed is a copy of my dating resume for your perusal. If you would be interested in pursuing my awesomeness further, you may contact me via email at email@example.com.
I have had one girlfriend previously, and additionally been friends with countless other young ladies in the last several years. Though none of these interactions have led me to get laid, I have acquired some experience in the field of foreplay, and am confident that I can apply and expand this knowledge.
For the past five years I have run the website www.shufflingdead.com, which is dedicated to exploring the meaning of life, the universe, and everything through articles, comics, and even celebrity interviews. Additionally, I play a disgusting amount of video games and am a tremendous Nintendo fanboy. Other interests include Magic: The Gathering, RISK, bonsai, reading, Star Trek, walking, and building a huge Lego tower out of all my Lego. I look to share these interests with a female companion, but I am also interested in finding new interests, introduced to me by this female companion.
I am currently in fine physical form. I am not overweight, nor am I scrawny. My eyesight is not perfect, though I strive for visual sensory excellence through the use of a pair of glasses. Although there is certainly nothing wrong with my current appearance, I have recently begun an exercise routine to strengthen and tone my resilient twenty-one year old body.
I consider myself to possess exceptional mental prowess. I have developed my writing skills through my website, assignments in University, and even the University of Alberta student paper. My breadth of my pop-culture knowledge is formidable, and my analytical skills finely honed. As with my physical status, I recognize that there is always something to improve, and in this case that is my short term memory.
-currently learning how to ride a bicycle
-some degree of html and web mastery skills
-pretty much all of the gross and fine motor skills that a human being is capable of