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Choosing a Career Path

February 25, 2006 Business No Comments

Many people these days are in the market of making money. Making money is straight forward, either you steal it, win it, or you get a job and earn it. Properly stealing money, as in doing it in such a fashion as to not get caught, is pretty tough to figure out. Attempting to win it is pretty risky too; most people will just go out and get a job. Deciding upon a proper job is not an easy task though. You see, pretty much anyone can go out and get a shitty retail or physical labour job, but those are never fun and are usually applied for out of desperation. No, I’m talking about a real career, sitting down and deciding what you want to do with the rest of your life.

It’s best to first realize that no matter what you choose, it’s going to take way too much fucking work. There’s no way you’ll be able to just go strait out and apply for exactly what you want. You’re usually forced to sit through years of education and dehumanizing bitch jobs for experience.

Begin by thinking of what your ideal living conditions would be. For me, it would be living in a gigantic old mansion with cool secret passages and possibly zombies. I would like to share this house with my many female sex servants and spend my free time playing video games, watching Star Trek, and running a website. Now to achieve this beautiful goal I’ll need a bit of money for the mansion and unfathomable amounts of money for the sex servants. See, by figuring out how much money you’ll need, it narrows your range of job perspectives. If I wanted a smaller house and no sex slaves, then obviously there would be many more lower paying jobs that I could select from. That’s just not the kind of life I want though.

Now that you’ve figured out how much money you’ll need, it’s time to pick a career. Obviously everyone has hobbies and interests, try starting there. Well, what were some of the things you thought about doing in your free time from my last question? I seem to be interested in video games, Star Trek, sex, and webmastery, so I should probably look into where I could make money in those fields. Try combining your interests into one great super interest. This super interest then becomes your “future.” For me, it would be a porn site about girls dressed in Star Trek uniforms playing video games, obviously. For you it might be something a bit different.

Here’s where it gets a might bit tricky. You see, a man is not instantly wealthy once he has an idea. I already know quite a bit about video games, so that’s covered. I know a little bit about running websites, so I might be alright there. My problem lies with the picking up of women for the porn. More particularly, girls willing to be in the kind of porn that I want to make… you know, the Star Trek kind. I suspect that for most people they can achieve their required knowledge at some kind of post-secondary education. Mine is much more likely the kind of thing you learn in an apprenticeship program, it all depends on what you want.

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