The Nerd Olympics 2010

Hello and welcome to Shufflingdead’s annual look back at the world’s most grueling and infamous two-day, liquor soaked, Pizza-Pop-encrusted sweat fest, the Nerd Olympics.

A special message from Newbs: We posted an opt-out sheet at Nerd Olympics for those who didn’t want to appear in the videos, but no such sheet was available for photos. We’ve never had a problem posting pictures from previous Nerd Olympics, but if you don’t want your picture to appear in this article, or on Shufflingdead more broadly, please let me know. For the Shufflingdead readership sick of hearing about Nerd Olympics, don’t worry, this article will be it until next year.

This year’s official slogan came from the classic film and Nerd Olympics favourite, Starship Troopers:

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Jamie Jungers wins Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant

I can’t promise that this will be the last time I talk about this boring Tiger Woods scandal, but I sure hope it is.

Howard Stern held his Mistress Beauty Pageant, and three of Tiger’s ladies showed up to be judged by a panel of experts. Four had originally pledged participation, but one apparently dropped out, it’s not clear who that was or why she didn’t show. In any case, the judging, ogling, and objectification carried on for over an hour and a half before Stern and his panel finally came to a conclusion.

Loredana Jolie came in third place, Jaimee Grubbs got second, and Jamie Jungers finished first, taking home $75 000 in prize money from pageant sponsor AshleyMadison.com.

A tearful Jamie Jungers seemed truly moved by her win, stating “I just feel blessed” before thanking God. She says she plans to help move her family with the money.

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Clip from the show

TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE TRAILER UNLEASHED

Yesterday saw the release of the trailer of the trailer for the next Twilight movie, called Eclipse, and man, were people excited about that. Well, now we can all enjoy the full trailer, available above.

Highlights: overly dramatic dialogue, dreary locations, Robert Pattinson constantly looking like he’s going to throw up, albinos, “I’m in love with you and I want you to pick me instead of him,” and total incomprehensibility for anyone who hasn’t seen the other movies or read the books.

Have teenage girls and other Twi-hards scream constantly while you suffer through this cultural abortion June 30, 2010.