Word of the Week: Topfree

As with last week’s “paizrui,” this week’s word of the week also relates to that most holy of subjects: women’s breasts. The word of the week is topfree. “Topfree” is an alternative term for “topless,” preferred in the Topfreedom movement, as they feel that “topless” has unnecessary sexual connotations. The Topfreedom movement fights for sexual equality within the realm of public shirtless-ness, in which men are currently allowed to go shirtless at places like the beach, while women are expected to cover up, to the detriment of all society.

I personally support the Topfreedom movement because, well, titties.