For the Gentlemen: Successful Internet Dating

Newbs July 20, 2009 Dating No Comments

If you’re like me, you’re probably miserable and alone. As with all things in life, the internet offers a plethora of easy solutions for finding the perfect girlfriend/fuck-buddy/platonic-wank-buddy to solve this. As someone who has recently taken to trawling Craigslist for hot local singles and attempted to seduce women via a free online dating site, I feel qualified to help you get started in finding your perfect match. This article will detail my suggestions to men to help them succeed in online dating.

Magic Card of the Week: Sky Spirit

Newbs July 20, 2009 Magic No Comments

So you’re trying to decide how best to represent Rebecca Guay, Magic’s greatest artist, in your newest deck. You start out by considering Blessing of Leeches.

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